Rewinding right the way back to the first challenge ever. Double length again, I'm afraid, because this one needed the breathing space. This is Arvin Sloane, 1982.
Bending the spirit of the challenge a little, but just because a pairing is canon doesn't mean it's not a little crack-ish, right? So: my take on the Sloane/Irina thing.
This fandom has eaten my brain. I should point out that I'm a gen-writer who can't write to prompts and struggles to produce anything that isn't novel-length.
So, um... have a 500 word Jack/Weiss ficlet in answer to this week's prompt.